yo momma
Door: Lola
op: June 20, 2010 23:09
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show meh whatcha got
Gezever van uw mede-leden
hertog Balthazar
schreef op 20/06/2010 om 23u30
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Yo mamma's so fat I took a picture of her last christmas and its still printing..
Hashashiyyin Tobias Rieper
schreef op 21/06/2010 om 00u04
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Yo momma was so fat that when she got cremated, they had to cancel all flights in Europe.
Yo momma's so fat that she had to buy bigger pants
Yo momma's so fat NASA plan to use her to shore up the hole in the Ozone layer
Yo momma is so fat she falls off both sides of the bed
Yo momma is so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop
Yo momma's so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"
Yo momma is so fat, every time she turns around its her birthday.
Yo momma is so fat;
that when they cremated her all the air traffic in Europe was down.
..she had to use a boomerang to put her belt on.
..she has smaller woman orbiting around her.
that when they cremated her all the air traffic in Europe was down.
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..she had to use a boomerang to put her belt on.
..she has smaller woman orbiting around her.
Yo momma is so ugly people break into your house to close the curtains.
Yo momma is so ugly, the toilet flushes when she walks by.
Yo momma is to fat she's Tony Hayward's best idea.
yo momma's so fat, her intestinal track is great wall of China [/Pablo Francisco doing Jackie Chan]
Yo momma's so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for the new world
Yo momma is so fat you can rent her as a bouncy castle for your kids birthday.
Yo momma's so fat she makes Free Willy look like a tic tac
Yo momma's so fat the horse on her Polo shirt is real.
Yo momma's so fat, it took five UFOs to abduct her.
Yo momma's so fat she makes sumo wrestlers look anorexic.
Yo momma's so fat her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard.
Yo momma's so fat her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard.
Toeme , had ik over gezien.
Yo momma's so fat, when she puts on a yellow sweater people yell "taxi".
Doet 'ie het weer!
Yo momma's so fat she uses the equator as a belt!
Yo momma's so fat she uses the equator as a belt!
hertog Rock To The Beat
schreef op 21/06/2010 om 13u51
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