Ancient Chinese Wisdom!
Door: Metz
op: July 29, 2010 23:49
"He who's stands on toilet is high on pot."
"Man who buy drowned cat pay for wet pussy."
"Man trapped in pantry has ass in jam."
"Man who fart in church sit in own pew."
"Man who take sleeping pill and laxative on the same night will wake up in deep sh*t."
"It is good for girl to meet boy in park, but better for boy to park meat in girl."
"Man who buy drowned cat pay for wet pussy."
"Man trapped in pantry has ass in jam."
"Man who fart in church sit in own pew."
"Man who take sleeping pill and laxative on the same night will wake up in deep sh*t."
"It is good for girl to meet boy in park, but better for boy to park meat in girl."
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Crowded elevator always smell different to midget.
Dumb man climb tree to get cherry, wise man spread limbs.
Man who suck woman's tit make clean breast of things.
squirrel lay on rock and crack nuts, man lay on crack and rock nuts.
woman who wear jockstrap have make believe ballroom.
man who finger girl having period get caught red handed
man who drop watch in toilet have shitty time
woman who pounce on dead rooster, go down on limp cock
man piss in wind, wind piss back
man with athletic finger, make broad jump
learn to masturbate - come in handy
man with penis in peanut butter jar, fucking nuts
man who fishes in another woman's well, often catches crab
passionate kiss like spider web, soon lead to undoing of fly
war not determine who right. War determine who left
Dumb man climb tree to get cherry, wise man spread limbs.
Man who suck woman's tit make clean breast of things.
squirrel lay on rock and crack nuts, man lay on crack and rock nuts.
woman who wear jockstrap have make believe ballroom.
man who finger girl having period get caught red handed
man who drop watch in toilet have shitty time
woman who pounce on dead rooster, go down on limp cock
man piss in wind, wind piss back
man with athletic finger, make broad jump
learn to masturbate - come in handy
man with penis in peanut butter jar, fucking nuts
man who fishes in another woman's well, often catches crab
passionate kiss like spider web, soon lead to undoing of fly
war not determine who right. War determine who left
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